Friday, June 8, 2012

Earth-Shattering Discovery!

In my hangout Wednesday night, I stumbled upon the world's first attainable source of free energy. Forget about all those snake oil salesmen on YouTube.  I have the solution.  We can use stuttering to power the world!  Yes.  It is a naturally occurring phenomenon that undoubtedly produces enormous amounts of energy, both electro-chemical and thermal.  Just think about it...every time a person stutters there is a surge of energy.  All we have to do is find a way to channel that energy into a storage device that could be piped to our homes (or at least to our mobile phones).  Who'da thunk it?  I can see the headlines now: "People who Stutter Save the World!"

(of course I'm just kidding, but we really did have a good time laughing about it in the hangout)

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